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(Last Updated On: August 3, 2020)

Stuck at home and bored because of the quarantine life due to the coronavirus pandemic? Itching the wanderlust in you because your travel has been canceled or the travel you’ve been planning has been pushed back? We understand because we are all in the same situation. Our collection of travel quotes will hopefully make your day! And we made sure that these are not the travel quotes that you already knew and memorized by heart.

Playing a joke on me - Travel Quotes - The Hollapinos
Mike playing a joke on me

The list of our travel quotes:

My favorite argument with my husband is who will get the window seat. Click To TweetRunning to the boarding gate is my favorite workout. Click To TweetGood things come to people who book flights. Click To TweetIf I was a plane ticket, I can make everyone happy. Click To TweetI wanna go to Bora Bora but I am Poora Poora. Click To Tweet You have never felt true fear until you cannot find your passport a few hours before your flight. Click To TweetEveryone is buying the latest gadget while I am thinking where I can travel with that cost. Click To TweetI love it when my husband suggest a vacation to an expensive destination when I am just thinking of a budget travel. Someone's getting broke. Click To TweetThey said you can't buy happiness. Is travel for free? Click To TweetThe feeling you get when boarding is complete and other seats in your row are empty. Click To TweetEverything starts by booking that flight. Click To TweetMe: Where to travel next? Bank account: To the park? Click To TweetPlane ticket is my answer. What was your question again? Click To TweetIf you will be asked to choose between love and travel, where are you going next? Click To TweetI am stressed! I booked a cheap flight to Europe and I don't know where to get the money to travel there. Click To Tweet People staying up until midnight to watch Netflix while I stay up to book for the midnight sale. Click To TweetHusband: Why do we always have to be seated near a crying baby? Me: zzz zzz zzz... Click To TweetI am feeling sick lately. My symptoms look like I need to travel soon. Click To TweetI can pack my things for one hour and unpack it 3 months later. Click To TweetMe: I always take my time before making any decisions. Friend: We are going to Paris this weekend. Do you want to come with us? Me: Yes. Click To TweetThe best feeling in the world is knowing a trip is upcoming. Click To TweetIt is not the destination where you end up but the mishaps and memories you created along the way! ~ Penelope Riley, Travel Absurdities Click To TweetMy parents don't ask HOW ARE YOU? They ask WHERE ARE YOU? Click To TweetYou can't control the past, but you can control where you go next. ~ Kirsten Hubbard, Wanderlove Click To TweetAll the things that you need to survive are in your backpack. Click To TweetThe question is not what you look at, but what you can see. ~ Henry David Thoreau Click To TweetI put my phone on airplane mode but it's not flying! Click To TweetAll you need is a booked flight and a backpack. Click To TweetSurround yourself with tacos, not negativity. Click To TweetI wish I am a postcard. I can travel the world at $1.20. Click To TweetBe fearless. Book that flight now. Click To Tweet It doesn't matter where you are. You are nowhere compared to where you can go. ~ Bob Proctor Click To TweetI want someone to look at me the way I look at travel photos. Click To TweetYou can’t buy happiness but you can buy a plane ticket. Isn’t it the same thing? Click To TweetEvery exit is an entry somewhere else. ~ Tom Stoppard Click To TweetAn ocean breeze puts the mind at ease. Click To TweetKeep calm and go cocoNUTS! Click To TweetI am on my way home and booking my next trip. Click To TweetAll we need is love and the wifi password. Click To TweetAll you've got to do is decide to go and the hardest part is over. ~ Tony Wheeler Click To TweetNature is the best luxury. Click To TweetNever lose your sense of wonder. ~ Lee Ann Womack Click To TweetI change my password to incorrect before I leave for a trip so that when I return and put in the wrong one, I have a clue. Click To TweetA coconut a day keeps the doctor away. Click To TweetToo often, I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen. ~ Louis L'Amour Click To Tweet Don't look for love. Look for someone with lounge access. Click To TweetThe saddest journey in the world is the one that follows a precise itinerary. Then you're not a traveler. You're a tourist! ~ Guillermo del Toro Click To TweetThere should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. Click To TweetIf you have 99 problems and 1 booked trip, you are awesome! Click To TweetA change of latitude will change my attitude. Click To TweetI wonder if the ocean smells different on the other side of the world. ~ A. Redmerski, The Edge of Never. Click To TweetReality called. I hung up. Click To TweetHike more. Worry less. Click To TweetThe impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life. ~ Agnes Repplier Click To TweetWhenever you are down, remember that somewhere in the world, someone is pulling a door that says push. Click To TweetI went to South Korea to find my Seoul. Click To TweetI work hard so my passport will have a good life. Click To TweetRealizing your date has no travel history, I THEREFORE CONCLUDE, WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. Click To TweetGirls are made of tacos and tan lines. Click To TweetAre you still looking for the one? How come you are still in town? Click To TweetAt your first meeting after vacation, SORRY I'M LATE. I DIDN'T WANT TO COME. Click To TweetHumans are born with feet not roots. We are not made to stay in one place. Click To TweetYou don’t need magic to disappear. All you need is a destination. Click To TweetIf you never go, you'll never know. Click To TweetYou can shake the sand from your shoes, but not from your soul. Click To Tweet

If you love our travel quotes, you will like our original funny travel quotes too! Click to have more fun!

READ  Our Original Funny Travel Quotes You Will Surely Love

Do you want to contribute to our list? You are welcome to do so. Just put it in comment section below.

Planning your trip tips and tricks

Find cheap flights

Jetradar is a free online search engine for flights around the world that compares airfare from hundreds of airlines and dozens of travel agencies and systems. Download the Jetradar mobile app in iOS or Android to set price drop alerts.

Click HERE to read our guide on how to find cheap flights using Jetradar using a desktop or mobile device.

Reasonable accommodation

Look for a stay that fits your budget and needs.  Hotellook is a free online search engine that will help you search and compare the best prices between, Zen Hotels,, and others.

Book a tour guide

Get Your Guide is a booking platform that helps travellers find the best and convenient travel experience.

Get a travel insurance

Travel insurance is a usually overlooked item when planning a trip. World Nomads is simple and flexible travel insurance that will help you when things go wrong while travelling.

Click HERE to read our World Nomads Travel Insurance guide.

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  1. Lovely quotes, anytime I travel I am always looking forward to the window seat.

    “Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout”… I couldn’t agree more. Thank you for sharing 💜

  2. haha these are fun!
    I particularly relate to the feeling of finding out that the seat next to me is empty!

    1. Hi Prashasti. Thank you. It makes us smile to know that you enjoyed our travel quotes and found them to be not only funny, but inspirational too.
      Stay safe and Happy Quarantine!

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Katie is a Software Quality Assurance Analyst by profession. She is also a dragon boat paddler, a Crossfit athlete, and a weightlifter by passion. She has travelled within Asia, Europe, and Micronesia before meeting Mike.

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