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We had an idea to create funny travel quotes after we posted a photo with a funny caption to a humorous picture we took at Loveland in Jeju Island in South Korea.
The idea developed because we like to have fun and make each other laugh.
It was well-received by everyone and they commented that it was very funny.
Mike and I were so happy that we could make others smile and laugh like us, that after South Korea we decided to have fun while taking pictures wherever we traveled to.
We have created some memorable moments and had lots of fun doing it. Please enjoy our collection below.
Original Funny Travel Quotes List
Jeju Folk Village
“Yes, I guess you could say she has the upper hand now.”
“Now the right cheek is jealous.”
“Lucky for her my hands are tied.”
“She’s laughing now, but she won’t be when I get out of here.”
“I promise to not look at another woman.”I promise to not look at another woman. Click To Tweet
“No, it is not my birthday.”
“My friends want to see the picture of me doing the paddling.”
“Fortunately for me, we don’t have the home model.”
“Thank you! May I have another?”
“Is this what they meant by equal rights?”
“It’s not just for breakfast anymore.”
“May I interest you in a fine Rolex, Movado or Citizen watch?”
“Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.”
“Did I miss a spot with the sunscreen?”
“Just add water.”
“You have one more honeymoon gift from me to open.”You have one more honeymoon gift from me to open. Click To Tweet
“He was drawn to it like a moth to a flame. What was I to do?”
“He rested his head on it like it was a pillow. I think he could have slept there.”
“Mike asked me to pose for this picture but I refused, so he had to pose with a statue instead.”
“Not man’s best friend, but a close second.”Not man’s best friend, but a close second. Click To Tweet
“I thought he was attracted to the red shoes, but I guess I was wrong.”
“I liked the red shoes, but obviously Mike liked something else naturally.”
“If the shoe fits, wear it. If the butt fits, rest your head on it.”
“What you don’t see in this picture is that Mike stayed there for many minutes after the photo was taken.”
“He tells me mine is the best, but I question it after this.”
“Like a kid in the candy store, Mike enjoyed shopping this night.”
“I got your nose, I got your belly button.”
“Pinch an inch?”
“Vacation travel equals couple fun time.”
“Turn around and I’ll pinch something else.”
“You’re not going anywhere as long as I’ve got a hold of you.”
“I can stay here all day without letting go, me too!”
“Life is what you make of it, so enjoy the simple moments.”Life is what you make of it, so enjoy the simple moments. Click To Tweet
“You never know when the opportunity will present itself to do something candid.”
“The belly button wasn’t my choice, but we had to keep it “G” rated.”
“What’s your next sexy?”
“I can only imagine what wrestling move he would do if we were alone on the beach.”
“In the next shot his hands accidently(purposely) slipped down and gave me a grab.”
“Sand really does get everywhere when you go to the beach!”Sand really does get everywhere when you go to the beach! Click To Tweet
“Of course he offered to help remove that sand from all my nooks and crannies.”
“Yes, in fact, that does tickle.”
“I told him that this is not a form of waving to people who pass by.”
“He insisted that he was helping me tan the backs of my legs.”
“He will do anything to have an excuse to grab me in public.”
“His idea of me doing crunches at the beach.”
“He was happy with the view when he saw how this picture came out.”
“I’m not sure what his next move would have been if we were alone.”
“When you are captured taking a capture.”When you are captured taking a capture. Click To Tweet
“He’s going to be in trouble if I find out it’s not me in a bikini that he is taking a picture of.”
“We come to paradise on vacation and he’d rather watch the game on his phone.”
“I told him to get in the water if he is going to pee.”
“Look at the tight butt I found on the sandbar.”
“He is just inviting me into his den.”
“I know he’s hoping in his mind that this will lead to something else with me.”
“He said he’s filming dolphins, but all I saw in the water was bikinis.”
“He might be thinking if he lays there long enough he’ll get a massage from me.”
“It’s not every day you can find something this delicious to eat on the sandbar.”
“How many wishes do I get if I rub it?”
I heard him singing, “If you want my body and you think I’m sexy. Come on sugar tell me so”.
Along with taking scenic photos of our travels, we will always be including funny travel quotes with our funny travel photos. Mike and I like to smile, laugh and have fun on our adventures.
Seeing the lighter side of life provides a good outlet for your creative fun and you benefit from feeling better.
We want to share the silliness and joy with others so they can enjoy our fun also. If we can make other people smile and laugh then we have accomplished something positive. We all need a good laugh now and then. And we look very forward to contributing.
What was your favorite funny travel quote on the list?
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